They are thwarted by the Indian Guides.Įventually Jack finds some crap on the beach and finishes that collage I mentioned at the beginning. Then some criminals that Jack screwed over earlier show up to try to kill him (oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, Jack’s a lawyer, but it rarely comes up). Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your made-up Indian name. Ben is now “Little Wing” and Jack is “Squatting Dog.” Ha. Then Ben gets the killer idea to torture Jack by going to a racist father son bonding camp with him. Ugh, can I just turn this off and watch Vegas Vacation ? Mostly this involves cockblocking his mom and making Jack sleep on a shitty cot. Catastrophe!īen acts like a little prick and does everything in his power to make sure that Jack is miserable. He plays Jack Sturges, a man devoid of character traits, and he’s here to date/move in with/marry Ben’s mom. They’re a happy little family of two who pick trash up off the beach and make collages with it.ĪBut then Chevy Chase shows up to ruin everyone’s fun. Young Ben Archer (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) lives happily with his divorced mom, Sandy (Farrah Fawcett). Directed by James Orr ( abusive ex-boyfriend of star Farrah Fawcett) this film is almost entirely devoid of anything remotely interesting. THE OBJECTIVE: Watch the 52 worst live action Disney movies, one every week, in 2015.Īh, Man of the House, a film so memorable that no one had any compunctions about stealing its title for a movie about Tommy Lee Jones hanging out with cheerleaders only ten short years later.

Man of the house rain dance